Hersh: Misinformation Disinformation Perception Deception Ministry

Salman: Mr Netanyahu, you embody the old Zionist maxim, 'To counter the opposition, run it yourself.' When you told me you are managing both sides, the 911 Truthers, the Engineers, and Washington's hilarious boxcutters' two jets three buildings' narrative, I was unaware you had Seymour Hersh, the renowned author and investigative journalist, in the bag as well. I'm impressed.

Bibi: Hersh, Chomsky, whoever; they are all in a 'deep state' embedded in our 'Misinformation Disinformation Perception Deception' Ministry. The MDPD is a complex outfit where we work to configure and re-configure the beguiled and ignorant masses on false flags we execute now and then, and with mainstream and independent journalism in the tank coupled with Hollywood, History, and Discovery Channels thrown in, the whole thing works like a nice Jewish clock.  

Salman: Hollywood? I suppose you would summon Bigelow to do another Zero Dark Thirty and bag an Oscar. Her script was hilarious, but the lemmings bought it hook line, sinker, or Affleck himself. His cinematic sermon in Argo was even more comical than his storytelling, and his 'defence' of Islam on Maher was a sitcom, to say the least, but then, Mr Netanyahu, Ben is still my loyal serf. In any case, I own a Malaysian embedded in Hollywood who is on standby to produce any perception deception you wish.

Bibi: That 'Wall Street Wolf' guy sounds like a plan. Keep him oiled for future reference. You may have noticed that we are 'dismantling' Obama and his silly gung-ho 'aura' our PC guys created over the years. We have no further use for our 'Yes We Can' shoeshine boy. We allowed him to 'Kill bin Laden' only for his re-election. Farrakhan nailed it when he said, "He's just a nigger in the 'White' House." We are priming a white female Warhawk for the next US President to let you know. You may have also noticed that Hersh did not touch on that minor detail that would have convoluted his 'Killing bin Laden' narrative, i.e., the 'eradication' of the Seal team that supposedly 'killed bin Laden.' That would have been funny.

Salman: Brilliant chess, I must say, Mr Netanyahu. I, for one, have lost all respect for Obama. Not that I wanted him to execute his famous head-to-knee bow before me, nor did I expect Michelle to don a burka, but that woman was not even 'shawled' when they dropped by the palace last week, which caused me a bit of ridicule at home. I would have beheaded her if she were a Saudi, but that's another story. On that Warhawk you are priming for the White House, FFS, please ask her to at least 'shawl-up' when she visits the kingdom after her inauguration. About Farrakhan, just wondering, is he also embedded in the MDPD?

Bibi: Farrakhan? I'm afraid not, Salman. That fire-breathing Muslim has repeatedly refused my overtures. I offered the moon, but he is as stubborn as a donkey. We may have to do a 'Malcolm' on him. What's your take?

Salman: Please don't, Mr Netanyahu. I apologize for the non-disclosure, but Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan is in our tank. He is our boy, and his Nation of Islam is on our payroll. We sponsor his expensive tuxedos because the man refuses to be a towelhead, we'd like him to be, and his girls dress like nuns, but we have secretly funded his black pulpit.  

Bibi: You're a cunning old Zionist fox, aren't you, Salman. We taught you well. Now, how do I put it – the crafty old fox, convinced that he is no longer a hamster, hoodwinks the lion that placed him on the hamster's cartwheel? No worries, Sal, I'll let your non-disclosure slide this time but instruct Farrakhan to go easy on his 'Zionist Banksters' diatribe, will you? He may be entertaining, but his antisemitic vitriol makes the elders uncomfortable.

Salman: Consider Farrakhan' muted' Mr Netanyahu, but coming back to Hersh, his story is full of holes, no! I mean, it's common knowledge that bin Laden died in 2001 in a Dubai hospital as it was widely reported in our neighbourhood with our intel confirming it. Besides, the hospital records prove his demise. Hersh, for heaven's sake, is up there in investigative journalism. I don't get it, Mr. Netanyahu! You eroded Washington's credibility with Saddam's 'supposed WMD' and Iran's 'elusive atomic bomb' amongst other tales you exposed. Then, why is a renowned investigative journalist and author cutting his own throat, and Obama's, if I may add, 14 years later with his 'bin Laden in Abbottabad' fairytale?

Bibi: Because we instructed him to cut his own throat and Obama's too while he is at it, just as we will call upon you, Salman, to perform the same at the altar of 'Zion' when ripe.

Salman: "When is the time ripe?" I don't understand, Mr Netanyahu!

Bibi: It is a curtain call when we officially pin the blame on Washington and your 'august' House of Saud as prime motivators of 911. Rest assured, Sal, I will inform you when the 'curtain calls.'  

Peace! 

Tommy Peters