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Preamble: Depravity is the key to controlling the POTUS. Trump has not reached the same level of depravity as our 'selected' Hillary. Sal: Mr. Netanyahu, will you be at Clinton's inauguration next year? Your 'selected' war-hawk will be happy to see you grace her milestone, no? Bibi:  Sal, you know I run this Punch and Judy show, disguised as the 'US Presidential,' and if the Professor makes an appearance, the audience may realize that this was a 'selection.' Sal: Can I go then, Mr. Netanyahu? I need some white buzz if you get my drift! Bibi: Sure, get all the white buzz you need, but be mindful of the word around the 'missing 28 pages.' Although we instructed Obama to veto the Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act, I hear the thing is hot with the families of the 911 victims. They want your ass, Sal, if you get my drift! Sal: It's confusing, Mr. Netanyahu, but why in the first place did you implicate our House of Saud with the '

Haron Din: A proposed Eulogy was published by Tommy Peters Bicycles on September 16, 2016 Pas Spiritual Leader Haron Din passed on September 16, 2016, and will be buried at a Muslim cemetery in Livermore, California. A proposed eulogy must speak first to those in the front row, saying he stood for king and country and fought for and protected his religion above all else. Then, it must talk to those at the back with a toned-down missive saying that he was consistent with his divine end objective, even as he dropped the ball on his partners. Finally, to the outside world that regards him as a bridge between a secular Malaysia and an impending Islamic Malaysia while tiptoeing around his choice to be medically treated by and put to rest in the U.S., a nation regarded by the world as the understatement of separation of church from state.  The emotion in the air is a calming balm as it will encourage his detractors, who count ironically as partners, to back off and appreciate his austere lif