Tommy Peters' Bicycles

Salman: - Erdogan has gall. He just inked a gas deal with Iran, our archenemy, and to twist the knife, the Turk agreed to pay the Shiites higher than our GCC boys are offering. Shall I organize another 'eruption' at Gezi Park? He has not learned his lesson from the earlier episode. Personally, Mr Netanyahu, I prefer the old scarf and dagger to finish him off. Bibi: - Take a seat, Sal. My Turkish serf has no gall, nor are the Persians playing hardball. I green-lighted the deal behind your back and asked Iran to increase the price. Salman: - What! Are you in the tank with Iran? How long has this 'affair' been going on? And how can I explain this to the council in God's name? We take pride in our all-Sunni GCC, our' coalition of the willing' set up to serve the interest of the Zionist and explicitly configured to exclude the Shiites, which Iran represents.   Bibi: - I prefer the term 'coalition of the billing' uttered privately in successfu...

Salman: Mr Netanyahu, you embody the old Zionist maxim, 'To counter the opposition, run it yourself.' When you told me you are managing both sides, the 911 Truthers, the Engineers, and Washington's hilarious boxcutters' two jets three buildings' narrative, I was unaware you had Seymour Hersh, the renowned author and investigative journalist, in the bag as well. I'm impressed. Bibi: Hersh, Chomsky, whoever; they are all in a 'deep state' embedded in our 'Misinformation Disinformation Perception Deception' Ministry. The MDPD is a complex outfit where we work to configure and re-configure the beguiled and ignorant masses on false flags we execute now and then, and with mainstream and independent journalism in the tank coupled with Hollywood, History, and Discovery Channels thrown in, the whole thing works like a nice Jewish clock.   Salman: Hollywood? I suppose you would summon Bigelow to do another Zero Dark Thirty and bag an Oscar. Her...

Bibi: Hey Salman, I thought I told you personally. I instructed our shoe-shine boy in Washington to cosy up to Iran - behind your back. We inked a deal with the mother of all Shiites. Salman: So, I heard, Mr Netanyahu. WTF, I don't believe this! Bibi: C'mon, Salman, stop whining.   Salman: On your orders, Mr Netanyahu, I shelled the crap out of the Shiites in Yemen, bombed their mosques in Iraq, and beheaded them in Syria. Now, you are kissing up to the mother of all Shiites. You've put me in a spot, to say the least. Even our ISIS fellows are confused as to who the enemy is. Bibi: Salman, I understand your consternation, given your Arab League, is dubbed the Arab Zionist League. Try to understand my position. I'm just following the protocols - I have no choice. At the least, and despite my best poker face, I don't think it's a clever idea to 'exchange queens' now. Salman: You're following a protocol? I thought you were the...