The Steve Jobs Baiter
Transcript:- This narrative is about hypocrisy, a tenet that props up an
insidious part of society. It props up the old Jew Baiter as well as the
relatively new Steve Jobs Baiter. This narrative is a crude analogy on how they
are related.
The typical anti-Semite is simply a Jew baiter. He is born
and bred in a part of the world that hates Jews for which he makes no apologies.
He refuses to subscribe to any form of Jewish development for his sustenance.
His honesty in this regard is his only redeeming point. He justifies his hatred
and blind violence on the infamous real-estate issue, despite being told that
his game is up. Only the disingenuous would claim that the Israeli Palestinian
conflict is not a cover-up for a brand of doctrinal hatred that evolved into a
Semitic anomaly to blatant to ignore.
Then, you face the Accomplished One. He is best described as
the insidious hypocrite who stands behind the Jew Baiter. The latter however is
hard to spot. As he stands in the background, the shameless hypocrite
subscribes to a plethora of Jewish sciences for his survival. Well, If he was
not a hypocrite, he would not allow issues that relate to his privates, to be
cured by Salvarsan, because it was developed by a Jew. He might want to refuse
a diagnosis even, because the Wasermann technique was developed by a Jew. Perhaps,
he will have to refuse the polio inoculation for his child, because the vaccine
was developed by a Jew. Not to mention that he may have to decline using stent
technology for his heart problems, the Magnetic Resonance Imager and
Chemotherapy for his cancer, because they were all developed by Jews. And in
regard to his digital platform, the ubiquitous Intel microprocessor, the
operating system of his computer, the cellphone, the internet and the various
social media the hypocrite indulges in, were developed by Jews. The list my
friends, is exhaustive, but you see my point?
Returning to the title of the narrative, the relatively new
Steve Jobs Baiter provides an uncanny resemblance to the old Jew Baiter. The
bald-faced one simply hates the man. He hates Apple products. Although he
survives on a plethora of apple innovations such as the mouse and the graphical
user interface, his hypocrisy ends there. He will not be found with an apple
product. for which he makes no apologies. He avoids the brand like the plague.
Period.
Then, we have the Accomplished One. The insidious hypocrite
stands behind his bald-faced friend, but unlike his counterpart the Steve Jobs
baiter is dragged into the world of apple, kicking and screaming. On one hand,
he embraces Apple products because it is the best out there, but on the other,
he vehemently condemns them at every opportunity. On one hand, his hypocrisy
is displayed by a subtle difference between his inner self and his outward
appearance, but on the other hand, when a distinct fissure is apparent between
his actions and what comes out of his mouth, he becomes a walking-breathing
lesson in eating crow.
Apple is a creator of simplified consumption modules using
products that engage basic emotions. An expert on emotional design said “products designed to engage emotions are likely to alienate those who do not
share them.” The Steve Jobs baiter is an excellent example. He does not
understand that it is not a hard press of the home button that switches on the
phone but a gentle nudge on the chin that wakes up the baby in the cot. It is
not a rough swipe that turns the webpage, but a gentle caress across the chest
that makes the baby giggle. Products that engage emotions are likely to
alienate those who do not share them. Period.
This narrative was published by Tommy Peters in October
2011.
Thank you for listening
Afterword:- 1. The voodoo character is the alter-ego of
Talithaquom! artist, Caroline Paulino. Although the animated simulation of her
thought process is real, the work ethic behind the Talithaquom! brand is that
the assumed position portrayed by the charisma of the doll is deemed oblivious
to Caroline's personality, but only when her persona is in conflict, to which
she agrees that such conflict is rare. 2. The character is proprietary of
Xtranormal, a contagious web-based application not unlike the artistry of
Talithaquom! that is guaranteed to induce insomnia, once the contagion inflicts the
self.
Words, Videography - Tommy Peters
(The animation was created in Xtranormal)
Footnote:- Paraphrased in reference to various Jew-baiting episodes in the Malaysian parliament, Re-posted below (with a little editing) is Ray Cook’s exhaustive anti-semite ‘hyprocrisy’ expose originally directed at the Scottish Council with whom he had a beef and given the collective 'brilliance' of the Malaysian Parliament that recently reiterated its position to boycott all goods produced in Israel, the Government of Malaysia must take several leaves out of Mr. Cook's cookbook and perform the following actions:-
1. Computers and Technology
Remove all Intel Pentium and Celeron computer processor
chips from the government's personal computers (desktops, laptops and notebooks) because these 'gremlins' were either developed or manufactured in Israel and note the
revolutionary and impending Ivy Bridge processor is being manufactured in Israel.
Any computers that still work need to have their anti-virus
software and personal firewalls deleted simply because the technology originated in
Israel. Computers running the Windows XT operating system must
be turned off immediately as the operating system was developed in Israel. All current
Microsoft operating systems are not to be used as Microsoft is heavily
reliant on its Research and Development centre in Israel.
Departmental firewalls will have to be switched
off. Employees should no longer open external emails as most of
these will be infected with viruses.
No outgoing emails can be sent. The algorithm (code)
that is used today for sending e-mails, was made by an Israeli who worked
at the Ben-Gurion University in Be’er-Sheva in 1980.
Before accepting any printed material, please check that the
supplier has not used the Israeli device that might have saved up to 50%
of the ink used.
At home, do not use Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook as he is, as his name suggests, a Jew - not to mention that many in-built and add-on
applications are Israeli-developed.
Do not watch videos on the Internet as the platform used to
upload them may be from an Israeli company.
Do not use Video On Demand (VOD) to watch movies as you may
inadvertently see an advert displayed using Israeli software.
Do not purchase any games devices as these are likely to use
Israeli technology.
Do not read books using an e-book as this may contain
Israeli technology.
Do not use hard drives for data storage as those spinning platters were born at an Israeli Research and Development centre.
Do not buy an electric car as it is likely to be powered
with an Israeli battery or use Israeli developed charging mats.
2. Phones and Voicemail
Discard all mobile phones, as this technology was developed
in Israel, where the first mobile phones were manufactured. Mobile chip
technology from a single Israeli company has now been installed in over 100
million devices.
Only department heads may retain mobile phones for emergency
situations. However the use of SMS (Texting) is expressly forbidden as
this facility was developed in Israel.
No 4G devices can be used as the chipset is Israeli.
Turn off your voice-mail service and delete any
recorded messages. An Israeli company invented the voice-mail system.
If your call is not answered by someone you know, hang
up. Israeli call-centres and call-centre technology is in widespread
operation in the UK, India and even Indonesia.
Do not use the Internet to search for answers to
your questions as this may involve use of an Israeli-developed search
engine. Better to remain un-enlightened.
3. Food and Drink
Government school restaurants and canteens must dispose of cherry
tomatoes, which were developed in Israel. Employees must ensure that no
cherry tomatoes are included in sandwiches brought into school and office premises.
The ban also applies to honey and any products derived from
honey. Israel developed solutions to the world-wide problem of
bee-colony collapse, so that any products derived from bees might only be
available now due to an Israeli invention.
Avoid drinking any of the world-recognised award-winning
Israeli wines.
No delicious home-made drinks from Israeli-manufactured
household drinks machines.
Avoid any fruit from South Africa or Peru as produce from
these countries is being marketed with Israeli brand names.
No agricultural products from the following areas must be
consumed as they use water irrigation and agricultural technology provided
directly from Israel :-
Most of Africa
China
India
Indonesia (a Muslim country)
Nepal, and many others.
Much fruit and vegetables, including organic produce has been enhanced using Israeli technology. This saves millions of
people from starving around the world but is not a good reason for you to eat
it. For safety, only eat fruit and vegetables that you have grown
yourself using seeds that have been in your family for generations.
4. Dealing With People
When interviewing prospective employees or holding meetings
with members of the public or other organisations you must check that they have
no association with the following countries and areas that have accepted aid
from Israel. The council must avoid acknowledging Israel’s contribution
to world relief. Also, any associated products from these areas may also have
been contaminated by Israeli technology. These locations include:
The Congo (oil tanker fire disaster July 2010)
Angola (mines cleared by Israeli technology – July 2010)
Mississippi (bioremediation technique used to clean up after
oil spills developed in Israel)
China (a major purchaser of Israeli technology, and
recipient of medical aid and training)
South Africa (Israelis trained their doctors to perform
circumcisions to prevent the spread of AIDS – July 2010)
Cameroon (opthalmologists from Haifa restored vision to
patients and trained local medical teams in these procedures – Aug 2010)
Haiti (Israel set-up the largest field hospital to treat
victims of the earthquake and hurricane and provided vital assistance for
over a year)
Romania (Israeli doctors treated babies following fire at a
neonatal unit – Sep 2010)
Ghana (receiving technological aid from Israel since
2006; Israel is now providing neonatal units to save many of the
4,800 babies that die each year)
Philippines (signed major trade agreement with Israel in Nov
2010)
The Maldives (although non-Islamic worship is banned here,
Israeli eye-doctors performed free operations for citizens in Dec 2010)
Kenya (Israel’s Agency for International Development built a
state-of-the-art Emergency Room in a hospital serving 6 million Kenyans in Jan
2011)
Uganda (Israeli solar-powered refrigerators were provided to
store vaccines used to eliminate an outbreak of Polio from the country in Jan
2011)
Vietnam, whose milk industry is being totally transformed
using high-yield Israeli cows (Feb 2011)
Chile, whose rescued miners were treated to a tour of Israel
as part of their “Pilgrimage of Thanks” (Feb 2011)
New Zealand (Israel sent several rescue teams, temporary
shelters and water purification systems following the Christchurch
earthquake in Feb 2011)
Japan (As well as rescue teams, Israel supplied geiger
counters and Israeli thermal imaging cameras are monitoring the reactor cores –
Mar 2011)
Sri Lanka (Israel conducted a massive airlift with food, 50
medical staff and rescue teams only 48 hours after the Tsunami in Dec 2004)
India (Israel sent an fully-equipped field hospital
following Gujarat earthquake in Feb 2001)
El Salvador (Israel relief aid following earthquake in 2001)
Georgia (Israel contributed food and seeds for farmers
following severe drought in 2001)
Turkey (Israel relief aid following earthquake in 2000 and in 2011)
Mozambique ((Israel relief aid following floods in
2000)
Colombia (Israel sent medical aid and food following
earthquake in 1999)
Venezuela (President Chavez has forgotten Israel’s aid
following floods of 1999)
Central America (Israel sent emergency medical aid teams and
equipment to help victims of Hurricane Mitch in 1998)
Pakistan (2005) and Peru (2007) both accepted aid
from Israeli NGOs following earthquake disasters.
Peru’s hydo-electric power plants are also being built and
run by an Israeli company.
Rawanda, Mexico, Chad, Sudan (Darfur) and Malawi all have
received medical assistance from Israel’s NGO IsraAID.
5. Health
Destroy all personal medication. Many medicines
will have been manufactured by Israel’s Teva Pharmaceuticals, the largest
generic drugs company in the world.
AIDS and HIV suffers note that AZT and Hypericin-based
drugs have all have been developed or improved following research at
Israel’s Weizmann Institute or Hebrew University; also a treatment
that destroy HIV-infected cells without damaging healthy ones.
Diabetes sufferers – Israeli scientists have developed new
devices for measuring and injecting Insulin.
Multiple Sclerosis - Copaxone - one of the most
efficient medicines and the only non interferon agent, was developed
by Teva.
Myeloma – the drug Velcade was developed over a period of 30
years by scientists at Haifa.
Emphysema – avoid the Israeli protein replacement
therapy.
Check all vaccines as many of these have been developed in
Israel.
Ensure that all X-rays do carry a radiation risk, as the
only radiation-free system is Israeli.
Do not use Epilady (or epilator) – this hair removal device
was invented by two Israelis.
Ensure any colonoscopy or gastro investigation does not use
internal Israeli cameras such as the Pillcam.
Do not protect babies and infants from Sudden Infant Death
Syndrome with the Babysense system from Israel.
Do not undergo surgery to install an artificial heart, as
the first artificial heart transplant took place in Israel and we all know where stents were developed, so please avoid using those life saving 'umbrellas' k!
Sufferers of Parkinsons must avoid the brain pacemaker –
pioneered in Israel to stop tremors. Also
Levodopa to reduce motor
disturbances. Or magnetic cortex stimulation
Do not take any form of medication to combat cancer.
Israeli scientists have been developing treatments in this area for
decades. Full list available on request.
Kidney transplants must only use kidneys from donors of the
same blood group. Israel’s revolutionary new methods allow donors
from other blood groups.
Treatments derived from Stem Cell research must be avoided
as most of this is Israeli-developed
If you or your family are struck with a bacteria infection,
do not take alternatives to older, ineffective bacteria-resistant antibiotics
as an Israeli discovery will have been responsible for the modern, effective
drugs.
Epileptics must avoid any treatment that may have benefited
from the Israeli discovery of the underlying mutant gene.
Employees of Arab origin must not make use of the only
database for matching potential Arab donors of bone-marrow – in Israel.
Check that any pain relief medication is not based on soya
as an Israeli doctor discovered the beneficial effect of the soya bean.
Before any surgery or medical tests, check that hospital
catheters have not been protected from infection using the new plastic from
Israel that disables micro-organisms
Sufferers of sleep apnea must avoid tests using the
breakthrough Israeli device for diagnosis.
Employees with a family history of heart disease and
arteriosclerosis must not use the Israeli device for early detection of these.
Sufferers or relatives of sufferers of the eye disease
Age-related Macular Degeneration must not use Israeli implants to arrest the
disease.
Avoid throat surgery as this may utilise Israeli surgical
lasers.
In the event of a spinal injury or disease, do not accept
spinal implants. They were originally developed in Israel, hence are most likely to be an Israeli product.
Heart rhythm problems must not be solved with the
Israeli-developed heart pulse generator.
Any incident of stroke or head trauma or
onset of Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, MS, epilepsy, glaucoma or brain tumour
must avoid using any of the Weizmann Institute’s patented methods of treatment.
Do not use the revolutionary new Israeli bandage that saved
Arizona senator Gabriella Giffords after she was shot in the head.
Do not allow dyslexics to benefit from the Israeli
Internet-based reading system.
Sufferers from liver disease must avoid using the
Israeli-developed antibody immunotherapy treatment.
All heart stents are off-limits as most of these originate
from Israeli medical companies
If you break a bone badly, reject any treatment that
involves introducing collagen, as this may have been manufactured from Israeli
plants.
Reject all dental treatment as your teeth may need to be
scanned with an Israeli-developed dental scanner
Treat skin allergies only with steroid creams as the new
safer non-steroid alternative is Israeli
6. Other impacts of the boycott:
Reject all products from the USA. Analysis conducted
in a typical US state shows that Israeli innovations were responsible for $2.4
billion in direct revenue to its economy in 2009 and generated nearly
6,000 jobs.
Do not tutor your children in advanced Mathematics
techniques which may have originated in Israel.
Also, if these techniques
are used in your children’s schools, withdraw your children immediately.
Keen ornithologists should consider giving up their hobby as
many rare species stop off or reside in Israel during their twice-yearly
migration.
Avoid going to any football matches featuring teams with
Israeli players.
Destroy all your recordings of Madonna, Bob Dylan,
Simon and Garfunkel, Deep Purple, Bon Jovie, Justin Bieber, George Benson,
Moby and many, many more artists who have ridiculed the stupid and
illogical boycott and have proudly performed (or will shortly
perform) concerts in Israel.
Destroy any recordings of U2, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Bruce
Springsteen, Beck, Rihanna Coldplay and any artist whose music has been
recorded using the sound technology of the Grammy Award winning
Israeli company Wave Audio. You also must get rid of any personal
copies of Shrek, American Beauty and Star Wars. Do not trust anything
recorded by Sony, JVC, Toshiba or Dell.
Don’t go to see “The Black Swan” with Natalie Portman, or
watch any old films with Elizabeth Taylor – both lovers of the Jewish State.
Do not stay in hotels or visit shopping centres owned by
Israeli companies (sorry, you will need to check which ones yourself).
Do not have anything to do with the banks who are using
Israeli software to prevent fraud.
Do not use any Credit or Debit card as the Security
monitoring system used by the Credit companies is likely to be Israeli.
Do not buy an engagement ring containing a diamond as it is
possible that this may have been cut in Israel.
Do not travel by air as your plane might be towed by
the Israeli-built “Taxibot”.
Do not use public transport inside Amsterdam,
Moscow or Northern China in case you benefit from Israeli
transportation devices.
If you suffer a power or network failure, be grateful that
at least you haven’t installed the Israeli system that prevents power outages.
Finally, you need to leave all your taps running when you
leave home and must never flush your toilet, because Israel provides
water-saving technology to over half of the planet, thanks to the Volcani Centre embedded in Israel's Ministry of Agriculture. The centre is the hotbed of science that is providing sewage
treatment technology across the world.
Nice!
Nice!
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