The 'blackhole' of indebtedness

Say your bank forgives your mortgage, but neither does the benevolent lender alert you nor explain its position. It simply stops reminding you that you are a debtor. Understandably the scenario encourages you to disremember being a borrower but as liberating as it is, the situation creates a blackhole in your psyche that enables you to disregard the presence of the 'ominous' creditor, not unlike the hip and hop Petronas scholar who had good reason, in that he was not reminded of the regular stipends that fueled his studies that enabled his profession to forget the career-enabling moola disbursed to his benefit but instead with passage of time finds he himself well entrenched in a mental blackhole trashing the propensity of his benefactor towards its extravagant sponsorship ventures for instance and the general lackadaisical economics it practices such as not pursuing scholarship 'doles' and not unlike the recreational cyclist who saves the life of his friend who is not reminded of the lifesaving act resulting in the saver not only being deleted from the Christmas cards list of the one he saved but finding himself being 'spoked' by him as well, at any given opportunity.

That is the human condition we share with the anti-Semite where many are found in waiting rooms of their heart specialists with Salk's polio vaccine nestled in their arms surfing Zuckerberg's Facebook with Forman's Intel in their notebooks with the prospect of having Dotter's lifesaving stents introduced in their veins but just after listening to the Friday babble of the cleric in a hamster's cartwheel who in the guise of prayer reminds them of their doctrinal obligation to be vigilant of a particular 'enemy hiding behind the tree' who in the irony of ironies happens to be the very 'rascals' who developed the vaccine in the first place that serves to prevent them from walking like monkeys save babbling like one, not to mention the ubiquitous social media with the equally omnipresent processor they have running on their laps and last but not at the least, the tiny little 'umbrellas' that are about to dwell in their veins to save their 'indebted' lives.

That, my friends, is the 'blackhole' of indebtedness.

Words - Tommy Peters

June 01, 2012

Afterword: The anti-Semite is an extreme example of the condition mentioned above, and unless he routes himself out of his perpetual hypocrisy, he is advised to take several leaves out of Ray Cook's cookbook and perform the following actions: -

1. Computers and Technology

Remove all Intel Pentium and Celeron computer processor chips from your government's personal computers (desktops, laptops, and notebooks) because these 'gremlins' were either developed or manufactured in Israel. Note the revolutionary Ivy Bridge processor is manufactured in Israel. Further, any computers that still work need to have their anti-virus software and personal firewalls deleted simply because the technology originated in Israel. Computers running Windows XT must be turned off immediately, as the operating system was developed in Israel. Other Microsoft operating systems are not to be used as the software giant relies heavily on its Research and Development centre in Israel.

Departmental firewalls will have to be switched off. Therefore, employees should no longer open external emails as most of these will be infected with viruses, and no outgoing emails should be sent simply because the algorithm used for sending emails was developed by an Israeli who worked at the Ben-Gurion University in Be'er-Sheva in 1980 and on a tangent, before accepting printed material. You may want to ascertain if the supplier has not used the Israeli device that saves up to 50% of the ink used, and please, do not use Zuckerberg's Facebook as he (as his name suggests) is a Jew - not to mention that many in-built and add-on applications are Israeli-developed.

Do not watch videos on the Internet as the platform used to upload them may be from an Israeli company, and of course, shun Video On Demand (VOD) to watch movies as you may inadvertently see an advert displayed using Israeli software and further, do not purchase any games devices as these are likely to use Israeli technology and avoid reading e-books as this platform may contain Israeli technology.

Do not use hard drives for data storage, as those spinning platters were born at an Israeli Research and Development centre. Please do not buy an electric car as it will be powered with an Israeli battery or use Israeli-developed charging mats.

2. Phones and Voicemail

Discard all mobile phones; this technology was developed in Israel, where the first mobile phones were manufactured. Mobile chip technology from a single Israeli company has now been installed in over one hundred million devices, and department heads may retain mobile phones but only for emergencies. However, SMS Texting is forbidden as this facility was developed in Israel, and please, no 4G devices can be used as the chipset is Israeli.

Turn off your voicemail service and delete any recorded messages. An Israeli company invented the voicemail system. If someone does not answer your call, you know, hang up. Israeli call centres and call-centre technology are widespread in the UK, India, and Indonesia.

Refrain from using the Internet to search for answers to your questions, as this may involve using an Israeli-developed search engine. Better to remain unenlightened.

3. Food and Drink

This is cruel. Government school restaurants and canteens must dispose of cherry tomatoes developed in Israel. Employees must ensure no cherry tomatoes are included in sandwiches brought to school and office premises.

The ban also applies to honey and any products derived from love. Israel developed solutions to the global problem of bee-colony collapse so that any products derived from bees might only be available now due to an Israeli invention.

Avoid drinking world-recognised award-winning Israeli wines and say no to delicious homemade drinks from Israeli-manufactured household drinks machines.

Avoid any fruit from South Africa or Peru, as produce from these countries is being marketed with Israeli brand names. Thanks to the Volcani Centre of the Ministry of Agriculture, Israel, no agricultural products from Africa, China, India, Indonesia, or Nepal (not to mention several agri-based nations too extensive to list) must be consumed as they use water irrigation and agricultural technology provided by Israel.

Much fruit and vegetables, including organic produce, have been enhanced using Israeli technology. This saves millions of people from starving worldwide, but it is not a good reason for you to eat it. For 'doctrinal' safety and overall peace, please eat only fruit and vegetables you have grown using seeds in your family for generations.

4. Dealing With People

When interviewing prospective employees or holding meetings with members of the public or other organisations, you must check that they have no association with the following countries and areas that have accepted aid from Israel. The council must avoid acknowledging Israel's contribution to world relief. Also, Israeli technology may have contaminated any associated products from these areas. These locations include: -

The Congo (oil tanker fire disaster July 2010)

Angola (mines cleared by Israeli technology – July 2010)

Mississippi (bioremediation technique used to clean up after oil spills developed in Israel)

China (a major purchaser of Israeli technology and recipient of medical aid and training)

South Africa (Israelis trained their doctors to perform circumcisions to prevent the spread of AIDS – July 2010)

Cameroon (ophthalmologists from Haifa restored vision to patients and trained local medical teams in these procedures – Aug 2010)

Haiti (Israel set up the most extensive field hospital to treat victims of the earthquake and hurricane and provided vital assistance for over a year)

Romania (Israeli doctors treated babies following a fire at a neonatal unit – Sep 2010)

Ghana (receiving technological aid from Israel since 2006; Israel is now providing neonatal units to save many of the 4,800 babies that die each year)

Philippines (signed a major trade agreement with Israel in Nov 2010)

The Maldives (although non-Islamic worship is banned here, Israeli eye doctors performed free operations for citizens in Dec 2010)

Kenya (Israel's Agency for International Development built a state-of-the-art Emergency Room in a hospital serving 6 million Kenyans in Jan 2011)

Uganda (Israeli solar-powered refrigerators were provided to store vaccines used to eliminate an outbreak of Polio from the country in Jan 2011)

Vietnam, whose milk industry is being totally transformed using high-yield Israeli cows (Feb 2011)

Chile, whose rescued miners were treated to a tour of Israel as part of their "Pilgrimage of Thanks" (Feb 2011)

New Zealand (Israel sent several rescue teams, temporary shelters and water purification systems following the Christchurch earthquake in Feb 2011)

Japan (As well as rescue teams, Israel-supplied Geiger counters and Israeli thermal imaging cameras are monitoring the reactor cores – Mar 2011)

Sri Lanka (Israel conducted a massive airlift with food, 50 medical staff and rescue teams only 48 hours after the Tsunami in Dec 2004)

India (Israel sent a fully equipped field hospital following the Gujarat earthquake in Feb 2001)

El Salvador (Israel relief aid following the earthquake in 2001)

Georgia (Israel contributed food and seeds for farmers following a severe drought in 2001)

Turkey (Israel's relief aid following the earthquake in 2000 and in 2011)

Mozambique ((Israel relief aid following floods in 2000)

Colombia (Israel sent medical aid and food following an earthquake in 1999)

Venezuela (President Chavez has forgotten Israel's aid following the floods of 1999)

Central America (Israel sent emergency medical aid teams and equipment to help victims of Hurricane Mitch in 1998)

Pakistan (2005) and Peru (2007) accepted aid from Israeli NGOs following earthquake disasters.

Peru's hydroelectric power plants are also being built and run by an Israeli company.

Rwanda, Mexico, Chad, Sudan (Darfur) and Malawi all have received medical assistance from Israel's NGO Isra AID.

5. Health

Destroy all personal medication, please. Several medicines will be manufactured by Israel's Teva Pharmaceuticals, the largest generic drugs company in the world.

AIDS and HIV sufferers note that AZT and Hypericin-based drugs have all been developed or improved following research at Israel's Weizmann Institute or Hebrew University; also, a treatment that destroys HIV-infected cells without damaging healthy ones.

Diabetes sufferers: Israeli scientists have developed new devices for measuring and injecting Insulin.

Multiple Sclerosis: Copaxone, one of the most efficient medicines and the only non-interferon agent, was developed by Teva.

Myeloma: Velcade was developed over 30 years by scientists at Haifa.

Emphysema – avoid the Israeli protein replacement therapy and check all vaccines, as many of these have been developed in Israel further; ensure that all X-rays carry a radiation risk, as the only radiation-free system is Israeli.

Do not use Epilady (or epilator) because this hair-removal device was invented by two Israelis and ensures any colonoscopy or gastro investigation does not use internal Israeli cameras such as the Pillcam.

Do not protect babies and infants from sudden infant death syndrome with the Babysense system from Israel. Do not undergo surgery to install an artificial heart, as the first artificial heart transplant occurred in Israel. We all know where stents were developed, so please avoid using those lifesaving 'umbrellas.'

Sufferers of Parkinson's must avoid the brain pacemaker – pioneered in Israel to stop tremors. Also, Levodopa reduces motor disturbances and/or magnetic cortex stimulation.

Do not take any form of medication to combat cancer. Israeli scientists have been developing treatments in this area for decades. A complete list is available on request, and kidney transplants must only use kidneys from donors of the same blood group. Israel's revolutionary new methods allow donors from other blood groups.

Treatments derived from Stem Cell research must be avoided as most of this is Israeli-developed. If you or your family are struck with a bacterial infection, do not take alternatives to older, ineffective bacteria-resistant antibiotics, as an Israeli discovery will have been responsible for the modern, effective drugs.

Epileptics must avoid any treatment that may have benefited from the Israeli discovery of the underlying mutant gene. Those of Arab origin must not use the only database for matching potential Arab donors of bone marrow – in Israel.

Check that any pain relief medication is not based on soya, as an Israeli doctor discovered the beneficial effect of the soya bean. Before any surgery or medical tests, check that hospital catheters are not protected from infection using the new plastic from Israel that disables microorganisms.

Sufferers of sleep apnea must avoid tests using the breakthrough Israeli device for diagnosis, and those with a family history of heart disease and arteriosclerosis must not use the Israeli device to detect these early.

Age-related Macular Degeneration sufferers or relatives of the eye disease must not use Israeli implants to arrest the disease and avoid throat surgery as this may utilise Israeli surgical lasers.

Do not accept spinal implants in the event of a spinal injury or disease. They were initially developed in Israel and are most likely to be an Israeli product, and heart rhythm problems must not be solved with the Israeli-developed heart pulse generator.

Any incident of stroke or head trauma or onset of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, MS, epilepsy, glaucoma or brain tumour must avoid using any of the Weizmann Institute's patented methods of treatment and do not use the revolutionary new Israeli bandage that saved Arizona senator Gabriella Giffords after she was shot in the head.

Do not allow dyslexics to benefit from the Israeli Internet-based reading system; liver disease sufferers must avoid using the Israeli-developed antibody immunotherapy treatment.

All heart stents are off-limits, as most originate from Israeli medical companies. If you break a bone, reject any treatment that involves introducing collagen, as this may have been manufactured from Israeli plants.

Reject all dental treatment as your teeth may need to be scanned with an Israeli-developed dental scanner, and treat skin allergies only with steroid creams as the new safer non-steroid alternative is Israeli

6. Other impacts of the boycott

Reject all products from the USA. An analysis of a typical US state shows that Israeli innovations were responsible for $2.4 billion in direct revenue to its economy in 2009 and generated 6,000 jobs.

Refrain from tutoring your children in advanced Mathematics techniques, which may have originated in Israel.  
Also, if these techniques are used in your children's schools, withdraw your children immediately.

Keen ornithologists should consider giving up their hobby as many rare species stop off or reside in Israel during their twice-yearly migration. Please, avoid football matches featuring teams with Israeli players.

Destroy all your recordings of Madonna, Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Deep Purple, Bon Jovie, Justin Bieber, George Benson, Moby, and many more artists who have ridiculed the stupid and illogical boycott and have proudly performed (or will shortly perform) concerts in Israel.

Destroy any recordings of U2, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Bruce Springsteen, Beck, Rihanna Coldplay, and any artist whose music has been recorded using the sound technology of the Grammy Award-winning Israeli company Wave Audio. You also must get rid of any personal copies of Shrek, American Beauty, and Star Wars. Do not trust anything Sony, JVC, Toshiba, or Dell recorded.

Don't go to see "The Black Swan" with Natalie Portman or watch any old films with Elizabeth Taylor – both lovers of the Jewish State and do not stay in hotels or visit shopping centres owned by Israeli companies (sorry, you will need to check which ones yourself).

Do not have anything to do with the banks who are using Israeli software to prevent fraud, and do not use any Credit or Debit card as the Security monitoring system used by the Credit companies is likely to be Israeli, and while you are not doing any of that, do not buy an engagement ring containing a diamond as this may have been cut in Israel.

Do not travel by air as your plane might be towed by the Israeli-built "Taxi Bot" and do not use public transport inside Amsterdam, Moscow, or Northern China in case you benefit from Israeli transportation devices and, of course, if you suffer a power or network failure, be grateful that at least you haven't installed the Israeli system that prevents power outages.

Finally, you must leave all your taps running at home and never flush your toilet because Israel provides water-saving technology to over half of the planet, thanks to the Volcani above Centre. The centre is the hotbed of science that includes sewage treatment technology worldwide.

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